A lesson in DENIM.

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I caught the first ten minutes of Wendy this morning. I'm a huge fan.

I know, I know. She has questionable taste. Some think she's in drag. Whatever. I happen to like that she's a little rough around the edges and that's enough for me.

So this morning during hot topics, she was having a tough time adjusting herself in her chair- in her JEGGINGS and it got me to thinking about a whole slew of problems denim has caused (aside from the obvious problems of yeast infections when pants are too tight. Same problem in males? I call it a moose knuckle.)

There are so many other fashion offenses that denim is able to cover for us- many of my faves listed below:

Jort
Japris
Pageboy Jhat (also pictured, the Canadian Juxedo.)
Jlouse
Buttless Jhaps

What I find so funny about this all is many of these offenses can be seen in this book: Undateable. I might buy it for a laugh. Every man in Delco with a goat or a chinstrap should read up.

Similar note: If you haven't heard yet, Todd and I are celebrating our 30th birthday this July- we've decided to take our appreciation of denim to a whole new level but having a jort party. PLEASE let me know if you find baby sized jorts. There's nothing I like more than diaper butt and jorts.