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For Dad: Enjoying Sex During Pregnancy

At this stage of the game your wife just might enjoy sex more than she ever has.

The rumors are true: At this stage of the game your wife just might enjoy sex more than she ever has. And go easy on those giganto breasts — they still could be very tender now, as they are stretched to their earthly limits.

Dear Soon to be Dads,

We know you want to have sex. We do. Really. And guess what? We do too. But there are a few things you need to know...

1. I don't feel very sexy all the time. Although sometimes I'm feeling like super woman because it's preeeetty cool that I'm making a person...my belly is starting to pour over my pants. My clothes and favorite jeans don't fit. Wearing heels has a tendency to make my ankles swell. PLEASE, please, please try to gauge my mood before you try anything funny.

2. Please don't call my breasts GIGANTO. It's just not cute. 

Todd and I are driving down to Richmond tonight for the National Field Hockey Coaches Association's Annual Coaches convention. Anyone know anything about Richmond?

I'm excited to expand my Yelp horizon a little more. Todd and I saw Up in the Air this weekend and George Clooney is striving for this riderculos (I'm into misspelling/say things and adding the letter R to them recently. I think it's funny) goal of hoarding up 10 million frequent flyer miles with American Airlines- a feat that only 6 people before him completed. I was reading on Yelp has this little section for Elite reviewers. I just emailed them to be considered for their squad. Crossed fingers. Maybe I'll get a titanium card like Cloones.