But I don't wanna...

Another day, another dentist appointment.

Nothing interesting to report. Most people would decide not to write anything on a day that their lives are boring. But me? Nope.

So let's talk about heartburn and bruising.

I have heartburn right now- but it's not the normal full feeling one normally might experience from over-indulging. Rather, it feels cool in my chest- almost like I swallowed some vicks vapor rub and it's just SITTING in my chest. I just ate a PB&J because I thought maybe I was getting heartburn because I was hungry.

Nope. Still feel junky.

In other news, I saw (didn't meet) Pat Croce today. He was at my place of business working on some plan to use our facility for something that would be mutually beneficial. There are a few things I like about Pat Croce:

1. He's the commissioner of Slam Ball. For those of you who aren't familiar, Slam Ball is full contact basketball...with trampolines. Do a little websearch and you'll come up with pleeeeenty of video. It's fantastic. It's hilarious. It's EXACTLY what the NBA needs. Todd went to what I've been calling Suckville 2010: a game featuring the Philadelphia 76ers and the New York Knicks- two terrible teams. I can't believe he had to pay for those tickets. I'll tell you what though- I think I would've gone to see it if trampolines were involved.
(side note: this makes me think. Pat Croce used to be the owner of the 76ers. The Sixers mascot is Hip Hop- a sunglasses wearing Bunny who uses his basketball skills and (wait for it...) TRAMPOLINES to get the crowd riled up. I bet Pat was sitting in his box one night watching HipHop bounce around and thought...this guy's onto something...)

2. He's a millionaire. A smart one. He founded and sold a physical therapy business- but what's funnier is that he is not the main "silent investor" of DIET WATER. People are dumb. Really. Diet water? Think about it for just a few seconds...what is it that we, as humans, need to do to make water diet? Water...calorie free...check- what else does it need?! I digress. People aren't smart- and I'm lumped into that category- I've bought it before.

3. He's a pirate enthusiast and owns and operates the ONLY pirate museum in the country. He has a tattoo of a skull and cross bones on the outside of his left hand. I need a new tattoo.

Whoops! The clock on my desktop is wrong and I'm late for class!

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