Go shorti. It's your birthday.

Guess who has two thumbs and the most awesomest husband ever who's celebrating his birthday today?!

THIS LADY!

Let's take a walk down memory lane.

Sweetie, thanks for being a grade-A, five Netflix stars husband and a serious wack. You have an amazing sense of humor, you're smart, fun to be with and surprises are boundless. You are a fantastic husband, a tremendous father and the best friend I could ever have. You also make a delicious grilled cheese and I think it's cute/hilarious that you have to Google "how to make a grilled cheese" every time I ask you to make one. 

I love spending time with you. I love watching you shower our son with love and care. I also love that you only still gag a little when you change a poo dipe. Furthermore, you put up with my nonsense and only roll your eyes in private when I do things like this in public:

You are a scholar and a gentleman and I'm excited for our life together. I've been saying for years that I'm a party looking for a place to have it and sir, you are one fine party guest. 

I'm glad that you're into being married to an older woman (15 whole days...) 

Now let's eat. I'm freggin hungry.