I think cantaloupes give me headaches.

Second headache I've gotten in a week or two- and I think the common denominator is cantaloupe. It might be the cookies and pudding I was eating chips and salsa style but I doubt it. 

Wanna see the cutest baby ever? 

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

I sent that caption to my father-in-law, a Jaws fan, in the subject of a text message- this picture attached. 

Everyone get why I did that? 

He took it to mean I was pregnant again.

Makes me want to go wash my mouth out with chocolate. 

I'll be having another baby- and will probably be pregnant again before the fiscal year comes to an end...but uh, let me get drunk once before that happens.