1. Take the weight of your diaper bag as it stands alone into consideration. Holy knotty back, Batman!
2. If it's just you and your baby at the mall, the number of times you'll be stopped will be directly proportional to how close you are to feeding time, multiplied by how full the baby's diaper is plus the length of your to do list.
Time to get your bitch face on.
Note: having a bad day? Go to the mall (Macy's specifically) with no agenda and let the ladies in the purse, jewelry and makeup section fawn all over you and your BB (or G.)
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2. If it's just you and your baby at the mall, the number of times you'll be stopped will be directly proportional to how close you are to feeding time, multiplied by how full the baby's diaper is plus the length of your to do list.
Time to get your bitch face on.
Note: having a bad day? Go to the mall (Macy's specifically) with no agenda and let the ladies in the purse, jewelry and makeup section fawn all over you and your BB (or G.)
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
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