Help ME, help YOU.

Holy shooooo. 

I don't know where to start. In honor of my first real post at a computer now that I'm back at work...we'll start trying things a little different. I'm going to offer unsolicited advice so you can help me do everything I want to do. So...although...

I want to update you all about our jort party...

...or tell you all about BB's diaper rash (thanks for all the tips, y'all- and thanks Shanna for the timely gift (below!)  

...or discuss my recent love affair with Yatch Rock...

...or boast about my dinner plans for Sweetie's 30th birthday...

...talk about how I want to be the damn mayor of work already!!! (aka my recent obsession with the world of social networking.)

...I miss my son (and so I don't cry all day, I can't really, really think about him -only thing allowed is chit chat about his vital ...or I will sob.)....

...discuss the ins and outs of about how pumping at work sucks (and I have the nerve to say this when I have my own office...with a DOOR! AND blinds!)

...talk about the feelings (ranging from guilt, to the need to organize, angst, fill-in-the-blank) to be a rock star wife/mother/compliance officer/coach/teacher/friend/housekeeper/DVRQueen when I know the laundry isn't folded, my baby isn't with me.... don't mind me... pity party central. 

Whaa.

SO, I need YOUR help to make things easier so I can do all of the things I want to do by 4pm.

1. GET RID OF YOUR BLOG CAPTCHA!!! It adds an extra 5-35 seconds on my commenting time. 

I have to pump so I can do the rest of what I want to do today. Sacrifice.