Being pregnant for over 40 weeks hasn't been so bad- if you've followed all along, you know that I've stayed in good enough shape and I've been very lucky in the health and comfort departments for most of my pregnancy. Sure, I've had a few bumps along the way but overall- pretty smooth sailing. My last few posts have been about the end of pregnancy issues- people trying to be honestly helpful...but in reality, they're just being nuisances. Big, fat, nuisances who don't pause before some really ridiculous, hurtful things fly out of their mouths in my general direction.
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I have decided that it's not me, it's them. And I think I'll use the rest of my vacations to stay away from them. Unfortunately my mother knows where I live so I'm not sure I can avoid all things annoying.
Favorite quote to sum it all up comes from Gobbles' Mom: No news is...NO NEWS!
So as each minute of this day, May 10th, passes, I'm a little saddened...today is Gram's 91st birthday...remember the post about my little friends Jacob and Caitlin being born on Nan's bday? In true Madrak tradition, I really wanted to at least match, if not outdo my sister (and I mean that in the BEST of ways, Lauren ;-) and have FP/GFK be born today. I guess there's still time but... only 9 hours of labor? Probably not in the cards. I'm happy to be a soldier of Karma...so why can't Karma work for me?
This has been an interesting day to say the least. I would LOVE to take a picture of the best pregnant lady lunch I've had to date: a Snapple, a salad from Giant's salad bar, a mini Hershey's peanut butter cake from the bakery...and an $.89 bag of marsh mallows. I'm eating the marshies like chips right now. Don't judge me...or I'll kick your ass.
So, I think I found a job that I want. No, I'm not really in the market- but if consumer reporter gig hopped into my lap, I'd be all over it like denim in skinny jeans is all over hipsters' junk.
I want to write articles like this. I want to try out the Shake Weight. I want to buy things like The Fluidity Bar and the slap chop and all of this junk...and write it all off as a business expense.
Finally, great news friends who will have their little ones at their side for my 30th birthday jort party. Huggies Jeans will be here in June and July.
I think it's time to go for a walk...someone let me know if anything good comes up.
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I have decided that it's not me, it's them. And I think I'll use the rest of my vacations to stay away from them. Unfortunately my mother knows where I live so I'm not sure I can avoid all things annoying.
Favorite quote to sum it all up comes from Gobbles' Mom: No news is...NO NEWS!
So as each minute of this day, May 10th, passes, I'm a little saddened...today is Gram's 91st birthday...remember the post about my little friends Jacob and Caitlin being born on Nan's bday? In true Madrak tradition, I really wanted to at least match, if not outdo my sister (and I mean that in the BEST of ways, Lauren ;-) and have FP/GFK be born today. I guess there's still time but... only 9 hours of labor? Probably not in the cards. I'm happy to be a soldier of Karma...so why can't Karma work for me?
This has been an interesting day to say the least. I would LOVE to take a picture of the best pregnant lady lunch I've had to date: a Snapple, a salad from Giant's salad bar, a mini Hershey's peanut butter cake from the bakery...and an $.89 bag of marsh mallows. I'm eating the marshies like chips right now. Don't judge me...or I'll kick your ass.
So, I think I found a job that I want. No, I'm not really in the market- but if consumer reporter gig hopped into my lap, I'd be all over it like denim in skinny jeans is all over hipsters' junk.
I want to write articles like this. I want to try out the Shake Weight. I want to buy things like The Fluidity Bar and the slap chop and all of this junk...and write it all off as a business expense.
Finally, great news friends who will have their little ones at their side for my 30th birthday jort party. Huggies Jeans will be here in June and July.
I think it's time to go for a walk...someone let me know if anything good comes up.
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