MLM- I think I found my calling.

I had a few vacay days to burn before the end of the fiscal year. I decided that "I've worked hard" so I deserved "treats" so I tried my best to act like a Main Line Mom (MLM) before Todd and I hop off to our real vacation later on this week.

I jolted out of bed Monday morning and decided that rather than do my normal yoga routine from the Veria cable channel, that I'd go to a few classes this week. My sister has been talking about trying to get to a Bikram class for some time so I gave her a call. She told me about this joint in Berwyn, Bikram Yoga Main Line and that they offer a week of unlimited classes for new members for $20. Sold.

I practice Vinyasa yoga just about every day- or at least five days a week so I was comfortable with many of the postures but I'll tell ya- it certainly was something else. It's not that the yoga postures are that difficult- some more than others...but it's really hot as shit (pardon my french but there's no other way to describe it) in those rooms. Something like 105 degrees. And I don't get a lady-like glow about me either when I get all hot and bothered- I look (and smell) like a hog in labor- bright red/purple and DRIPPING with sweat. The teacher came over to help me a few times to get deeper into a posture and she nearly slipped off me b/c I was so slimy. It was like my own personal slip and slide on my yoga mat. Yum.

Other MLM activities this week included picking fresh veggies from the farm share that Grace and I split, shopping, having ice cream, doing laundry during the day and not having to wait until midnight until it's finished, going to the fabric store and then sew a new dress and just basically keeping it real. I didn't do any cocktailing but that's only b/c I didn't want to pass out in the Yoga room this week due to dehydration and also, Todd and I are about to go away...so I'm sure we'll get it in.

I'm looking for suggestions for how we (me and whoever else wants to be a part of my Real Housewives of Delaware County entourage) please make suggestions for how we can make a ton of money and therefore stay the heck home and be ladies of leisure.